Steve Edge (Alan) - Wolverhampton Wanderers
Neil Fitzmaurice (Ray Von) - Liverpool
Peter Kay (Brian Potter/Max) - not a football fan
Archie Kelly (Kenny Senior) - Manchester City
Sally Lindsay (Tracey Burns) - Manchester City
Patrick McGuinness (Paddy) - Bolton Wanderers
Justin Moorhouse (Young Kenny) - Manchester United
Ted Robbins (Den Perry) - Wrexham
Dave Spikey (Jerry St Clair) - Bolton Wanderers